An electrican is interviewing for a construction job. "Can you roll your hard hat down your arm and make it pop back on your head? the supervisor asks. "Sure", he replies, confused. "Can you bounce your screwdriver off the concrete, spin in a sircle and catch it in your tool pouch?" "Yes, sir," he answers exictedly. "And can you quickdraw your wire stripper twirl it and slip it into your pouch like its a holster?" "Oh I've been doing that for years!!", the electrician said. "In that case, I can't use you," the boss says. "I've got 15 guys doing that now."
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